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  1. animalstalkinginallcaps: HOW’S YOUR HANGOVER? IS IT BAD? IT LOOKS BAD! YOU’LLL HAVE TO SPEAK UP WHEN YOU ANSWER ME BECAUSE I HAVE AN EAR INFECTION THAT MAKES IT REALLY HARD TO HEAR! THAT’S WHY I’VE BEEN LISTENING TO THOSE EARLY ‘90S HAPPY HARDCORE EXTENDED CLUB MIXES ALL MORNING! WHEN THE VOLUME’S UP ALL THE WAY I CAN REALLY FEEL THE BASS! CAN YOU? CAN YOU FEEL THAT BASS?  … DO YOU WANT SOME TEA OR SOMETHING? JUST LET ME KNOW!

    animalstalkinginallcaps:

    HOW’S YOUR HANGOVER? IS IT BAD? IT LOOKS BAD! YOU’LLL HAVE TO SPEAK UP WHEN YOU ANSWER ME BECAUSE I HAVE AN EAR INFECTION THAT MAKES IT REALLY HARD TO HEAR! THAT’S WHY I’VE BEEN LISTENING TO THOSE EARLY ‘90S HAPPY HARDCORE EXTENDED CLUB MIXES ALL MORNING! WHEN THE VOLUME’S UP ALL THE WAY I CAN REALLY FEEL THE BASS! CAN YOU? CAN YOU FEEL THAT BASS? 

    …

    DO YOU WANT SOME TEA OR SOMETHING? JUST LET ME KNOW!

    (via murrehtrishoos)

  2. flameddevil:

    No one ships RDJ & Jude Law harder than RDJ & Jude Law.

    (Source: colinfirthcrazy, via genrespanner)

  3. animalstalkinginallcaps: LOOK, LISA, FIRST OF ALL I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU FOR BEING AN ADULT ABOUT THIS WHOLE SITUATION AND AGREEING TO SIT DOWN AND TALK IT OUT. WE’VE BEEN GREAT ROOMMATES FOR A WHILE NOW AND I’D HATE FOR US TO LOSE THAT OVER SOMETHING SILLY LIKE MY VERY TINY, VERY LOW-KEY METH LAB. DO YOU REMEMBER LAST YEAR WHEN YOU DID THAT THREE WEEK CLEANSE WHERE YOU ONLY DRANK LEMON JUICE AND MAPLE SYRUP WITH CAYENNE PEPPER IN IT? I SUPPORTED YOU, DIDN’T I? EVEN THOUGH I DIDN’T APPROVE. THAT’S ALL I’M ASKING IN RETURN. AND, WHILE WE’RE ON THE SUBJECT, IF YOU’RE STILL LOOKING FOR A GOOD WEIGHT LOSS PLAN I’D LIKE TO RECOMMEND METH. IT’S BOUND TO TASTE BETTER THAN THE LEMON JUICE THING AND I’LL GIVE YOU A HUGE DISCOUNT.

    animalstalkinginallcaps:

    LOOK, LISA, FIRST OF ALL I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU FOR BEING AN ADULT ABOUT THIS WHOLE SITUATION AND AGREEING TO SIT DOWN AND TALK IT OUT. WE’VE BEEN GREAT ROOMMATES FOR A WHILE NOW AND I’D HATE FOR US TO LOSE THAT OVER SOMETHING SILLY LIKE MY VERY TINY, VERY LOW-KEY METH LAB.

    DO YOU REMEMBER LAST YEAR WHEN YOU DID THAT THREE WEEK CLEANSE WHERE YOU ONLY DRANK LEMON JUICE AND MAPLE SYRUP WITH CAYENNE PEPPER IN IT? I SUPPORTED YOU, DIDN’T I? EVEN THOUGH I DIDN’T APPROVE. THAT’S ALL I’M ASKING IN RETURN.

    AND, WHILE WE’RE ON THE SUBJECT, IF YOU’RE STILL LOOKING FOR A GOOD WEIGHT LOSS PLAN I’D LIKE TO RECOMMEND METH. IT’S BOUND TO TASTE BETTER THAN THE LEMON JUICE THING AND I’LL GIVE YOU A HUGE DISCOUNT.

    (via genrespanner)

  4. (Source: imthestoryteller, via mycroftsumbrella)

  5. All lives end. All hearts are broken.

    All lives end. All hearts are broken.

    (Source: cunningscarecrow, via mycroftsumbrella)

  6. (Source: lady-sorceress, via tonylaufeysonstark)

  7. Soon yummy cookies and cream milk flavoring straw mmmmm flavored sugar :3

    Soon yummy cookies and cream milk flavoring straw mmmmm flavored sugar :3

  8. (via tennantscookiejar)

  9. sherlock don't you dare forget that milk: Sherlock Series Three, Episode One:

    crystalzelda:

    indiethelorax:

    “John, I’m not de—”

    “Yes, I know it was painful for you, but it had to be done, or—”

    “It’s all fine, now. Moriarty’s network is crushed. We’re safe, and—”

    “I have everything I need to clear my name, we can go back to wor—”

    …

    (Source: valeria2067)

  10. do you guys ever start watching a show because of tumblr and then it’s like the most satisfying thing ever to go “oh, so that’s where that gif comes from”

    awl da teyem

    (Source: whatwasoncesilver, via areyoutryingtodeduceme)

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  12. lacigreen:

    painofaninnocent:

    These are all perfection. 

    very related to this week’s sex+

    (Source: megameanie, via daielight)

  13. (via i-aint-bovvered)

  14. justahumann:

    dragonlanguage:

    fuks:

    barryyouasshole:

    oh my god i am literally CRYING

    379tyghdbdk his scream!!!!!!!111111111111111

    OMG :O

    bahahahahahah

    (Source: ericlovestrael, via geothebio)

  15. David Walliams: “For people who haven’t seen the Lord of the Rings trilogy, could you sum up the plot in one sentence?”

    David Walliams: “For people who haven’t seen the Lord of the Rings trilogy, could you sum up the plot in one sentence?”

    (via i-aint-bovvered)

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